Proportions
Architecture: Vitruvius
- Palm: 4 Fingers
- Foot: 4 Palms
- Pace: 4 Cubits
- Cubit: 6 Palms
- Man: 24 Palms, 4 Cubits
Capacity
- Experience: 15 years
- Education: 25 years
- Wisdom: 31 years
- Food: 5 lb Hamburgers
Colors
- Tees: White
- Denim: Dark
- Skin: Who cares
Size & Weight
- Height: 72 inches (with shoes)
- Width: 20 inches
- Depth: 9 inches
- Weight: 2800 ounces
Processor
- Head: In the clouds
- Voice Modulation: Sean Connery / Arnold Swartzenegger
- Vision Adjustment: -3.25
- Controller: Radio
- Thoughts: Philosophical
- Languages: English, Spanish
Memory
- Short-term: Photographic
- Long-term: Focused
- Ideas: Daily
Camera
- Resolution: Retina
- Colors: Trillions
Connection Ports
- Mouth: Shutting up
- Ears: Listening
Power
- Source: Espresso Shots
- Throughput: 10,000 suns
- Force: Mass x Acceleration
Keyboard & Trackpad
- Keyboard: Digits
- Trackpad: iPhone 5
- Made for: Holding
- Used for: Building
Speed
- Engine: Runs on Quality
- Power Train: 2 Axle
- Type: Coupe Convertible
- Power Supply: Quarters
- Rides: Dirty
